march 2019

You know what time it is... its March, baby!

March 1st was a terror, and today is even worse! 6 to 8 inches of snow today (March 4) and 2 to 4 inches on Friday (March 1.)

So how is this year going to work out? Will we have a April Fools snow storm this year, or will March trot off like the proverbial lamb? But more importantly, if March DOES come in like a Lion, and out like a Lamb, what will the other days be like?

Don't worry friends, its all right here. Feast your eyes, on the 2019 days of March Calendar.

We are very proud to announce that as of this year, we are not an OFFICIAL supplement to the Old Farmer's Almanac. All those who have purchased the Almanac are allowed unlimited access to this supplement, at no additional charge. So feel free to use this calendar to plant beans, or shear your lions, or whatever other earthy business you need to take care of.

Without further ado, I give you 2019.

March 1 - Lion: Of course. Its in like a lion, right?
March 2 - Tiger: Up to 11-feet, and nearly 700 pounds!
March 3 - Bear: With a nod to L. Frank Baum
March 4 - Shark: "This was no boat accident."
March 5 - Wolf: I'm sure the Woodman tried, but I don't think Red Riding Hood made it out alive.
March 6 - Bull: Its a male cow, right?
March 7 - Moose: Brake for moose, it could save your life.
March 8 - Eagle: A-MuR-i-ca!
March 9 - Scorpion: Its what lobsters were, before they crawled into the ocean.
March 10 - Dingo: Sweet, little...MY HAND!
March 11 - Hawk: Its like an eagle, without the trademark issues.
March 12 - Lynx: Think big house cat... that eats house cats.
March 13 - Bat: Might eat fruit, might eat you, depends which kind...
March 14 - Monkey: Its a primate, but not an ape. HBD Coleen!
March 15 - Snake: The Ides of March. Eve was like: 'Seems like a good idea!'
March 16 - Ox: This one's a single, tho they often come in pairs. Like in Oregon Trail.
March 17 - Elephant: Vast, gray, never goes away.
March 18 - Raven: Nevermore.
March 19 - Stag: A favorite of Diana.
March 20 - Crab: This one can sneak up on you. First day of spring!
March 21 - Goat: Stubborn and tough going.
March 22 - Horse: Maybe its a trot, maybe its a slog.
March 23 - Pig: Who wants MUD!
March 24 - Dog: Lets go out!
March 25 - Dolphin: Super smart, but wet.
March 26 - Rooster: Early to rise, early to bed.
March 27 - Turtle: Maybe wet, maybe dry. Sounds like more mud to me.
March 28 - Toad: Yep... more mud.
March 29 - Robin: You could just eat them, or go fishing.
March 30 - Rabbit: Soft, fluffy, delicious. HBD Kelton!
March 31 - Lamb: Tastes like spring.